Hollywood Hills and its People

Americans are considered crazy anywhere in the world.

They will usually concede a basis for the accusation but point to California as the focus of the infection.

Californians stoutly maintain that their bad reputation is derived solely from the acts of the inhabitants of Los Angeles County.

Angelenos will, when pressed, admit the charge but explain hastily, "It's Hollywood. It's not our fault-we didn't ask for it; Hollywood just grew."

The people in Hollywood don't care; they glory in it. If you are interested, they will drive you up Laurel Canyon "-where we keep the violent cases."

The Canyonites -- the brown-legged women, the trunks-clad men constantly busy building and rebuilding their slap-happy unfinished houses --regard with with faint contempt the dull creatures who live down in the flats, and treasure in their hearts the secret knowledge that they, and only they, know how to live.

Robert A. Heinlein

"--And He Built a Crooked House--", 1941

From the collection: The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag.
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